14 Things to Love About the Texas Rangers

In honor of the Texas Rangers and St. Valentine’s Day, here’s a quick list of the things we’re looking forward to for the summer ahead. Happy V.D.!

Yu Darvish buckling the knees of the number three, four and five hitters.

Leonys “The Cuban Missile” Martîn gunning down a runner from the warning track.

Catching a batting practice homer on The Porch and seeing an 8-year old’s eyes light up when you toss her the ball.

Watching that Yankees fan totally not get it when the Cotton Eyed Joe begins during the 7^th inning stretch.

Pitchers and catchers reporting this week.

Trying to guess who is actually going to catch that fly to the left side of the infield.

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Going ahead and wagering a beer on the Dot Race.

Figuring out just how the heck Adrian Beltré nabbed that screaming liner.

The miracle that is Derek Holland’s moustache.

Elvis Andrus and the ongoing battle to touch Beltre’s head.

Newly mown outfield grass.

It’s Valentines, here’s hoping you find your very own Kiss Cam.